In my experience, having done this for 5 previous years, people see my head dyed green… or recently shaven in the chill and often damp early spring.. and one of two things happens:

  1. They make unfounded and outrageous, at least in their minds, assumptions as to my “Lifestyle” [ Quotes and capitol ‘L’ implied by their attitude, and a certain look in the eyes] These people will simply make their assessment, dismiss me and walk away. This is their right and I don’t challenge or begrudge them their narrow and frankly stupid worldview… The less airing their opinions are given the better,  quite frankly.
  2. They ask me why I would play the clown, get up on stage in front of hundreds of people and shave my head for a fundraising stunt.

To that second group, I now have the perfect answer…

THIS is why:

As of this writing, the team is at roughly the $400 mark, counting credited donations and pledges on the way.

Team Sage also has a Facebook page now; please help spread the word by linking to it, sharing it with friends and family and Liking it On Facebook.



  1. Forlath Grey 7 years ago

    Wait, are you implying fluorescent hair isn’t how you normally look the other 11 months of the year?

  2. Forlath Grey 7 years ago

    Ezra, the rest of the year . . .

    Ezra Troll

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    Ezra Yesterday 7 years ago

    No, I specifically said they either look at my green hair or my shaved head… That’s a Binary set.
    There was no other option listed.

  4. Forlath Grey 7 years ago



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    Ezra Yesterday 7 years ago

    We did a bake sale yesterday that sold $135, plus brought in donations and pledges that raise the total to right at $700…
    Since I promised to dye my hair when we reach $1000, it looks like I will be green by Monday.

  6. Forlath Grey 7 years ago


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