Since someone (and I’m not mentioning any names, you know who you are *looking at Ezra*) made all my post apocalyptic plans crash and burn, in the event of the total collapse of civilization as we know it, would you-
A, Cash out right at the start? (and I don’t mean closing your bank account)
B. Run around, flailing your arms and screaming?
C. Fall to the ground/floor and assume fetal position, sucking your thumb?
D. Fall to your knees, shaking your fists at the sky screaming NOOOOoooooo!
E. Man up and face whatever the dangers, head on?
F. <Say the word that letter often represents, adding a ‘this’ to it, and go get hammered
at the local pub, to hell with the world!
G. Go to your happy place and hope/pray everything will blow over in a day or two?
H. Or _________<(fill in the blank.)
Seriously, what do you honestly imagine you would do?
I know it depends on what caused the collapse. We’ll use zombies as an example here.
Also, what would be your weapon of choice (if any, but I’m pretty sure a stick, even a very large one, wouldn’t be enough), and what would you have in your bug-out bag?
Here are a few zombiesque things that might prove useful.
(Even if not, they are fun 🙂 )
First there’s the Z-Hunter Push Dagger-
And to keep those dagger blades nice and sharp, there’s the ‘Zombie Nick Knife Sharpener with Emergency Whistle’-
In case you decide to shave the old fashioned way, there’s the Straight Razor “Friends Don’t Let Friends Eat Friends”, also by Zombie Nick-
If you decide to settle down someplace, you can decorate with your own replica of Michonne’s katana with epic display stand-
And to predict your future, a Zombie Tarot Deck!
It’s listed as a ‘functional 78-card tarot deck offering valuable advice on life, love, family, friendship, automatic firearms, premature burials, cannibalistic children, and more.’
The retro illustrations on these cards are really great!
K, I REALLY like the artwork on the above cards and thought you might, too!
(I’ve read, they were created from altered/manipulated clip art.)