1. Forlath Grey 6 years ago

    How did the knighting ceremony go? Is your official title now Sir Ezra Yesterday, Order of the Pickle?

  2. Forlath Grey 6 years ago

    So is this a picture of your knighting ceremony or some strange fertility ritual for the Spring equinox that involves the Jolly Green Giant and the Keebler Elves?

    Jolly Green Giant meets the Keebler Elves on St Baldricks

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    Ezra Yesterday 6 years ago

    So I will be the first to say that I have a face only suited for Radio and a voice for the Newspapers, but my local Fox afilliate interviewecd me anyway.
    Video coming up as soon as I figure this blasted contraption out…
    Don’t snigger at me, you whippersnappers… I’ll take my cane to you.

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    Ezra Yesterday 6 years ago

    Well,since my Equinox secret is out of the bag, I might as well make you watch me stumble my way through a local TV news sound-bite..

    FOX Carolina 21

  5. Forlath Grey 6 years ago

    Nice sound bite Ezra. Now what’s this unholy blasphemy about “blood growing back”? Who told you that? Has Professor Extreme been asking for your blood and telling you it would ‘grow back’?

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    Ezra Yesterday 6 years ago

    Of course not ! What, do you think I’m an idiot? [Retorical, TYVM.]
    He said blood continues to grow, and… wait just a moment
    ::Rummaging on cluttered desk::
    I have his note here somewhere… Ah yes!
    “…eventually this overgrowth of blood will will make its way into the lungs… and as we all know, Blood is thicher than water, and since water is the one of the major causes of drowning you can just imagine what the red stuff will do… Best let me prune it just a bit, old boy. Trust me, It’s for your own good.”

  7. Professor Extreme! 6 years ago

    I think we should go with Ezra the Green, King of the tall dwarves, owner of the rusty beard.
    And blood does grow back. Unless you cook it.

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    Ezra Yesterday 6 years ago

    …Which you do, I saw it when I followed you back to your lab to ask why the Annex always spins after one of your “blood pruning” sessions.

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