1. Forlath Grey 5 years ago

    “Stop construction! This is an amazing discovery, we’ve dug up perfectly fossilized flightless birds from the Pleistocene epoch!”

    “So I guess we won’t finish the shopping mall on time and collect our bonuses?”

    “. . . ah screw it, build a small pool around them and tell everyone it’s a water feature.”

  2. Forlath Grey 5 years ago

    “Believe it or not, this room will just be the guest toilet! I kid you not, ever since Professor Extreme’s homemade hair care products went international, he’s had more money than sense . . .”

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    Ezra Yesterday 5 years ago

    No,Jake, I DON’T know what kind of maniac builds giant robotic flamingos that have to eat 200 pounds of mackerel every six hours, and I don’t care… The boss is right over there, so shut up, keep your head down and be glad we are on this side of the equation.
    My friend Brian complained too loud once… he’s been on the cleanup detail for 3 years now, and let me tell you, from the stories he tells it’s no picnic.
    Speaking of that, lets get done and get out of here; if we dont get finished soon, we may end up meeting Brian and his crew on a professional basis, if you know what I mean.

  4. Professor Extreme! 5 years ago

    Well, the box said “angry birds” something somewhere has gone horribly wrong.

  5. Professor Extreme! 5 years ago

    Shh, keep your heads down and stare into the box.
    Maybe the boss wont notice the hideous centrepiece we have constructed out of nasal hair and ear wax.
    Well he wanted different, eye-catching and cheap.

  6. Forlath Grey 5 years ago

    The decision by the writers of Dr. Who to go a different direction with the Weeping Angels storyline is met with mixed reviews, to say the least . . .

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