1. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    I dunno, Alex, admittedly it’s been a while since I saw the Karate Kid movie, but I’m pretty sure we’re doing it wrong . . .

  2. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    We are the Knights who say ‘Ni’, and we demand a sacrifice.

  3. Professor Extreme! 3 years ago

    and so the Isle of man was born.

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    Ezra Yesterday 3 years ago

    Now that we are up here, it occurs to me that my girlfriend may get the wrong impression from a Valentine’s heart made of me and another guy….

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    Ezra Yesterday 3 years ago

    Even in his teens, young Lee Oswald made the people around him uncomfortable.

  6. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    I dunno, Frank, that bear is still looking at us, are you sure we look like a tree?

  7. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    “Oh Alice, thank goodness you’ve returned! The Queen has introduced mandatory military service, made us lose weight, wear uniforms, I just don’t feel like my Tweedle Dee self anymore!”

    “No I’m Tweedle Dee, you’re Tweedle Dum!”

    “Oh, shut up.”

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    Ezra Yesterday 3 years ago

    Clancy was torn.
    On the one hand, their Siamese twins skit was sure to do well in the Jamboree talent show…
    But on the other, it creeped him out that Benny’s side of the costume was always so damp.

  9. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    Tommy was beginning to suspect he had been duped and there was no such thing as a Boyscout Superglue Merit Badge . . .

  10. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    Look lady, I don’t care what your guidebook says, not all dryads are female!

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    Ezra Yesterday 3 years ago

    … And then, to the utter astonishment of the entire brigade, they actually did exactly what they had promised; in perfect synchronicity, they raised their hands from their hips, clasped them high over head and proceeded to lift off and fly straight up toward the sun, never to be seen again.

  12. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    Nope, I don’t see any of the other ‘three legged race’ contestants anywhere. Face it – we’re lost!

  13. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    Little known fact – The Flying Gillespie Brothers actually developed their world famous trapeze act while serving together in WWI . . .

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