1. Forlath Grey 6 years ago

    Ezra quickly regretted his decision to give eyebrow waxing a try . . .

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    Ezra Yesterday 6 years ago

    Even the finest neurologists in the country were unable to erase the look of horror after Eustice accidentally wandered into a screening of “Shanghai Surprise”.

  3. Forlath Grey 6 years ago

    Hahahaha, apologies, but yes, yes Shanghai Surprise is that bad . . .

  4. Forlath Grey 6 years ago

    Captured by an undercover reporter, the publishing of this photo by newspapers around the world quickly leads to a worldwide ban on the cruel use of ventriloquist dummies as test subjects in scientific research . . .

  5. Professor Extreme! 6 years ago

    Desperate to cure male patten baldness. Prof S Laphead tries acupuncture. This has the unexpected effect of making all the patients teeth fall out.
    They do however, create the first hairy tongue. Later added to alcoholic drinks as an indication that you have drunk too much.

  6. Professor Extreme! 6 years ago

    Look Ezra, Just what do we have to do to you to make you put up another Words in Their Mouth Photo.

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