• Professor Extreme! posted an update in the group Group logo of The Æ . A. AnnexThe Æ . A. Annex 3 years, 5 months ago

    It’s that time of year, the unbridled expectation of the arrival of an old large fat bloke with a fake beard, in a red ill fitting suit, squeezing his way down the chimney past the central heating pipes, to make an entrance by pulling the radiator of the wall and scaring the kids.


    • What’s the matter, Extreme? Were you attacked by a shopping mall Santa, when you were wee?

    • No I just see all the logical failings of the Santa story. Just imagine that traveling at the speed of light with 8 reindeers eating up multiple suns worth of energy in the vain attempt at delivering presents to everyone “good” in a single night. I never did get my extermination ray I asked for. Useless.

      The only good thing about the story is Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer.

    • Silly professor, Santa Magic™ Isn’t powered by “suns”…
      It’s powered by the disappointed tears of small children, self sustaining power source.

    • Half my kingdom for a like button . . .

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