In the office I am surrounded by nerf guns. In fact, I have one right here in front of me, within easy reach. It’s a dog eat dog world out there (or rather, in here) and believe me, nerf guns can be deadly.
I’m currently packing the Strongarm model from the N-Strike Elite series, loaded with Rebelle darts in various effeminate colours. (Don’t judge me. After nerf battles in the office, when everybody is crawling around the floor looking for their darts, mine stand out like a sore thumb.)
Though small, my Strongarm packs a serious punch. If a dart from this baby hits you at point blank, it will bruise for sure.
1. Okay, fine. But would it take down a charging zombie at 20 paces?
2. Yet more proof that you actually work for some covert government agency . . .
. . . because I imagine that’s what covert government agencies do all day, shoot each other with nerf guns, keeps their skills honed.
I can neither confirm nor deny
I dug out my decodeer ring and decrypted the respose above, it actually reads “I could tell you, but then I’d have to Nerf you.”
I think I just made up a new creature for your comic… possibly an urban deer that survives and gathers intelligence for the resistance by hiding in architectural features of older buildings.
His name would of course be Art.
Yeah… that’s the ticket… I didn’t mistype, I was brainstorming.
Of course, I can see it now – and when he was on recon missions, he’d dress as a pink lawn flamingo . . .
…unless he was inside, in which case he would be a lamp:
I feel like I need to provide an explanation for the .. ahem… Professors among us.
That is an Art Deco lamp…
You have a lot of nerf, posting such a thing here!
Dunno about yours but my nerfs are shot!
Wait a minute, you don’t use real guns at your office?
Hmm, they told us it was to keep us on our toes….
…and it works a lot better than going ‘shhhhhh, quiet please.’
Sheesh, Justine. I bet no one in your office ever forgets to put the new cover letters on the TPS forms…
Not twice, at any rate.
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