‘OK-how the **** did no one tell me about thedwm.com ? I mean c’mon! Still laughing so hard over the “Remember The Cant” strip.’
~ Bob Monroe, Producer/Senior VFX Supervisor on SyFy’s ‘The Expanse’
Holy ****, that’s awesome!
See.. I told you it would take off.. You are obviously still a nobody, but a relatively well respected nobody…
To be fair, it’s only his Comic that is well respected.
He personally still the complete nobody we have always known and…
what’s the word …
Tolerated, Isn’t that being hit by triangular chocolate ?
As long as said tricorn chocolate is poisoned, I’ll allow it.
Ha! The joke’s on you, I hate Toblerone . . .
“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.” ~ Sameul Johnson, April 7th, 1775.
“I’ll never kill you, this I swear. Then kill myself just to be fair. I’ll never need another queen. We’ll never face the guillotine.”
~ Charlie Sexton
“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”
― Groucho Marx
“I don’t care what you believe in, just believe in it.”
~ Shepherd Book
“Did you do it?”
“Kill Briggs? I hardly knew him, I only kill old friends.”
~ Vincent Price as Simon Templar, The Saint, Radio Serials, air date: 9 July, 1950
“Although gods, on the whole, do not feel at home around mechanical things, every pantheon everywhere in the universe finds its necessary to have some minor deity – Vulcan, Wayland, Dennis, Hephaistos – who knows how bits fit together and that sort of thing. Most large organisations, to their regret and expense, have to have someone like tha…[Read more]
Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.
~ Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
~ Ronald Wright
“It’s a human need to be told stories. The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible.”
~ Alan Rickman
“This soldier, I realized, must have had friends at home and in his regiment; yet he lay there deserted by all except his dog. I looked on, unmoved, at battles which decided the future of nations. Tearless, I had given orders which brought death to thousands. Yet here I was stirred, profoundly stirred, stirred to tears. And by what? By the grief o…[Read more]
“Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It’s basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating” – Simon Pegg
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos
COSTELLO: (ASIDE) HEY, ABBOTT, I GOT A TOUGH QUESTION HERE IN MY HOMEWORK. WHO INVENTED THE STEAM ENGINE?
ABBOTT: NO. WATT INVENTED THE STEAM ENGINE
ABBOTT: THAT’S CORRECT
COSTELLO: WHAT’S CORRECT?
COSTELLO: LOOK, ALL I SAID WAS WHO INVENTED THE STEAM ENGINE
ABBOTT: AND I’M TELLING YOU. WHO DIDN’T…[Read more]
The Spanish inventor Jerónimo de Ayanz y Beaumont patented in 1606 the first steam engine. In 1698 Thomas Savery patented a steam pump that used steam in direct contact with the water being pumped. Savery’s steam pump used condensing steam to create a vacuum and draw water into a chamber, and then applied pressurized steam to further pump the…[Read more]
Darn those radio era comedians and their artistic license . . .
I say we remove all warning labels and let Natural Selection run its course.
~ A German Proverb
I do not like green food.
The Hobbit movie
[10 minutes of inane non-work related chatter]…
Well, I need to get off the phone now, it\’s almost break time.
~ Hourly worker borrowing the phone on the manager\’s desk in front of me, speaking to unknown acquaintance; 5/13/2015
Crapgame: [Crapgame finds a mine in the minefield] Hey! I found one!
Big Joe: What kind is it?
Crapgame: The kind that blows up! How the Hell do I know what kind it is?
~ Kelly\’s Heroes
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
~Otto von Bismarck
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
~ George Carlin