Ezra Sets New Record as World’s Largest Cat

This just in – South Carolina man gives up everything to become world’s largest domesticated feline. In a transformation that has stunned doctors and scientists worldwide, S.C. resident Ezra Yesterday, announced he was sick of the rat race and would henceforth be known only as ‘Ginger’.

Garfield artist/creator – Jim Davis is rumored by unreliable sources to remark: “I admire Ezra’s bold move, but hope he realizes being a narcissistic, fat feline is a 24/7 job”. North Korea has lodged official protest, claiming Kim Jong-un has been the world’s fattest cat for years . . .

Ezra the Cat

 

Comments: 6
  • Ezra Yesterday April 1, 2014 20:49

    It doesn’t look it from this camera angle, but the nice veterinary assistant lady holding me is actually 9 1/2 feet tall

  • Ezra Yesterday April 4, 2014 08:05

    By the way, you realize your Kim Jong Un reference means we are now targets for North Korean death-squads™.
    Luckily, they will be easy to spot, since he recently required all men in North Korea to
    get the same haircut as their leader…

  • Professor Extreme! April 7, 2014 15:23

    Euch, the Cheshire cat has gone all exorcist.

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