Ezra Sets New Record as World’s Largest Cat
This just in – South Carolina man gives up everything to become world’s largest domesticated feline. In a transformation that has stunned doctors and scientists worldwide, S.C. resident Ezra Yesterday, announced he was sick of the rat race and would henceforth be known only as ‘Ginger’.
Garfield artist/creator – Jim Davis is rumored by unreliable sources to remark: “I admire Ezra’s bold move, but hope he realizes being a narcissistic, fat feline is a 24/7 job”. North Korea has lodged official protest, claiming Kim Jong-un has been the world’s fattest cat for years . . .