This just in – South Carolina man gives up everything to become world’s largest domesticated feline. In a transformation that has stunned doctors and scientists worldwide, S.C. resident Ezra Yesterday, announced he was sick of the rat race and would henceforth be known only as ‘Ginger’.

Garfield artist/creator – Jim Davis is rumored by unreliable sources to remark: “I admire Ezra’s bold move, but hope he realizes being a narcissistic, fat feline is a 24/7 job”. North Korea has lodged official protest, claiming Kim Jong-un has been the world’s fattest cat for years . . .

Ezra the Cat


  1. Forlath Grey 5 years ago

    Happy April 1st . . .

  2. Ezra Yesterday 5 years ago

    It doesn’t look it from this camera angle, but the nice veterinary assistant lady holding me is actually 9 1/2 feet tall

  3. Forlath Grey 5 years ago

    Actually, now that you mention it, her fist looks larger then her head. Where did you get this photo taken, the island of Dr. Moreau?

  4. Ezra Yesterday 5 years ago

    By the way, you realize your Kim Jong Un reference means we are now targets for North Korean death-squads™.
    Luckily, they will be easy to spot, since he recently required all men in North Korea to
    get the same haircut as their leader…

  5. Forlath Grey 5 years ago

    Didn’t I just see Kim Jong Un and his new hairdo last Saturday on SNL?

    Sam Smith on SNL

  6. Professor Extreme! 5 years ago

    Euch, the Cheshire cat has gone all exorcist.

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