12 Comments
  1. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    Take a good look Ivanna, that is why you must wait one half hour after eating before going back in the pool, you’ll get – The Bends!

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    Ezra Yesterday 3 years ago

    …. and That’s where babies come from.

  3. Professor Extreme! 3 years ago

    I thought daddy was joking when he said you talked out of it.

  4. Professor Extreme! 3 years ago

    No Egoreena, that’s not quite right. Don’t pull on the stitches so hard next time.

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    Ezra Yesterday 3 years ago

    My name is Inigo Montoya.

    I folded your mother.

    Prepare to cry.

  6. Just Justine 3 years ago

    “I’m literally tired of bending over backwards to please this family!”

  7. Just Justine 3 years ago

    ‘Now class, everyone on their tummies, we will be learning the reversed plough pose’

  8. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    Now don’t worry sweetheart, even if it was genetic, you needn’t be concerned – you’re adopted.

  9. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    Hurry up and decide already, I don’t even know how you talked me into this, seriously – how many circus freaks does one child need?!

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    Ezra Yesterday 3 years ago

    Take a good look Helen… That’s your daughter crying in front of you and all you can do is lay there with that stupid grin on your face.
    Can’t you see your stupid hobby is tearing this family apart?!?

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    Ezra Yesterday 3 years ago

    It’s ok honey, don’t cry.
    I know daddy has been a little angry but he’s not angry with you…you know how Mommy sometimes has sleepovers with Uncle Strongman? Well, last night our “pillow fight” got a little out of control…

  12. Forlath Grey 3 years ago

    Laughed out loud at post 3, 4, 5, 6 and 10 . . .

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