1. Forlath Grey 7 years ago

    “But wait . . . now how much would you pay?”

  2. Professor Extreme! 6 years ago

    And all the cloven hoofed beasts will be … Oh errm, let me put that a different way.

  3. Forlath Grey 6 years ago

    “When a CEO gathers the employees of his company and addresses them as I am today, there is always a reason. And standing here this morning, I can think of innumerable reasons I’d rather be speaking to you. But the fact of the matter is, we’ve had to lay some people off, and that decision demands addressing . . .”

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    Ezra Yesterday 6 years ago

    While I appreciate the offer, this little orphan child is hardly an appropriate exchange for the hat you carelessly threw into the cold remains of your fire pit…
    A simple I’m sorry would suffice.

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    Ezra Yesterday 6 years ago

    PROFESSOR:…And then, just as it seemed that I had saved the day, I hovered the DeLorean.. huhh, I mean the great Silver carriage…. in the sky to wave triumphantly at Marty when…


    …A tremendous bolt of lightening struck my craft and sent me back in time.

    CHIEF: I was going to share the peace pipe, but it sounds like you’ve already had more than enough…

  6. Professor Extreme! 6 years ago

    And Low… there were babies that changed into torpedoes, a Mexican hat was stick up a tree, Jabba the Hut was born, A man left food out for a non-existant dog, Warriors grew leaves from out of heir heads, sythes were made with blades that couldn’t possibly work, A chain link fence was found years before it was technically possible, Maidens had hair that stood up straight. The time of graven images, by really poor engravers was upon us all, Non of it was up to scratch. Dying for colour, the cave painters took over.

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