When texting, there is a big difference between a book on Lovecraft and a book on Love craft. Thank you predictive text !
Experimenting again Professor? Possible infiltration in the guise of honey, I shrunk the snails? No?
Cheap to ship anywhere
Easy to hide in anything
They hold a new record for being slow.
Ability to carry weapons almost zero.
Add to food.
Put in a gun and fire at a target like buck shot.
So, beware of food poisoning or a loud bang followed by a rash.
It serves you right, Professor…This is what comes of outsourcing your weapons production to China.
PS:, Add China to the list.
With the discovery of water on mars, the probability of a martian shark attack has increased 9000%
Nothing, members of this site, didn’t already know – but a nice summary nonetheless . . .
Aren’t all mouse traps life sized? That aside, I find the level of excitement displayed in that clip of a bowling ball in motion to be mildly disturbing and can’t help wondering if these are the same people who would cheer with wild abandon at the mechanical ingenuity of a guillotine in action . . .
It is unlikely that the onlookers were French (yes yes, add them to the list)
Took this photo today at the Roemerplatz in Frankfurt, on the river Main . . .
The language is offensive but the humor is fab. Scottish Twitter:
“Can live wi paying 5p for one but am sick of having to f******n light the beacons of Gondor to summon someone anytime I want a bag in Asda”
Hehe, I saw this a couple weeks ago and picked the exact same tweet out as my favourite as well.
Another source of amusement is the Overheard in Glasgow Facbook group.
Yes, we do tend to embroider our language with a colourful vernacular.
On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite colour of the alphabet ?
You mean Google’s new alphabet? Hmm, in that case I’d have to say gourd…no, squash….no, definitely gourd, oh wait, those are not colours, then It’s kind of a toss-up between ‘G’ and ‘l’.
And Happy First Day of Autumn everyone!
…guess I’d give the ‘l’ a 10 and ‘G’ a 9 1/2